30 Memes That Prove Kids Will Cry Over Anything
Having children can be one of the greatest things you can ever do in your life. From the moment they’re born, they’re little bundles of joy that brighten up your day. As they age, it only gets better because you can see them growing up.
Wait, what am I saying? It’s not all flowers and rainbows. Children are pretty tough to raise, and each parent is their own superhero. Babies don’t brighten your day – they darken it because you sleep through the best parts of the day if you’re lucky. If you aren’t, you just learn to function off of two hours of sleep per night. Why was your baby crying? Who knows. One thing about kids is that they learn to talk and can tell you why they’re crying, but that doesn’t mean you can do anything about it.
Some kids cry for weird reasons, and we start to record it to bring a little joy back into having kids. Even though they’re loud when they cry, it’s hilarious when they have a temper tantrum over something ridiculous like letting them eat dog poop. Suddenly, they’re having a breakdown, and you’re the bad guy. Here are 30 memes that prove kids will literally cry over anything.
Well, excuuuuuuse me.
He wasn’t allowed to electrocute himself.
Guess what? We won’t let you next time either.
Licking doormats are NOT welcome.
“I wouldn’t let him lick the doormat.”
We wonder if it said “welcome” and he took it the wrong way.
The AUDACITY!
“I broke his cheese in half.”
It’s the same amount! We promise!
Obviously, nothing can be done.
“He has a cereal bar in his left hand, but he wants the cereal bar in his RIGHT hand.”
God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers.
At least he's taking responsibility, I guess?
“He put himself in time out…for no reason.”
At least he’s thinking ahead.
Could things get any worse??
“Microwave ate his lunch.”
Just wait until he hears that ear-splitting timer go off.
More muffins — STAT!
“Someone ate all the muffins (it was him).”
Okay, we can’t lie. We’ve been there.
Guess he's all right.
“We turned left.”
It’s just not right!
This is entirely my fault, of course. Whoops.
“My legs were the wrong way.”
He’s just looking out for you!
It IS super high, to be fair.
“He could not get down.”
Somebody get this baby down, stat!
Maybe the next game will be better…or worse? I don't know.
“His team scored too many goals.”
The true definition of empathy.
What was I supposed to do with it?
“I planted a flower in the pot he gave me.”
Appreciate it for what it is! A perfectly good–empty–pot.
It's a personal thing for her.
“I picked up the cat poop off the floor without her.”
True love is being there for the good, the bad, and the ugly.
That's just uncalled for.
“She walked in on me changing.”
Come on now, I birthed you!
Just wait until he looks in a mirror!
“He thinks the letters on his shirt are upside down.”
Listen, letters are confusing.
How could it be blue? Fix it!
“We told him that his dinosaur is blue.”
The truth is hard to swallow.
It was the holy grail of receipts.
“She dropped a receipt we got from the gas station.”
Irreplaceable and devestating.
They're basically the same person.
“He met Iron Man…out of costume.”
RDJ looks just as upset.
Forever and always mom.
“She found out that I have a name other than ‘Mum’.”
What do you mean you’re a person outside of motherhood?!?
Oh, so I'm the bad guy?
“I wouldn’t give him beer.”
We’ve got to side with the parent on this one.
He made it just for you!
“I wanted to put his used nappy in the bin.”
After he made it just for you?
What a startling discovery.
“There was a hot dog hidden in his cornbread.”
It is pretty weird if you think about it.
Same, though.
“His dinner isn’t ready.”
Us every day after work.
I would probably do the same.
“We took her to a Justin Bieber concert.”
Not everyone is a Belieber.
It's called personal space, honey.
“I wouldn’t let her wipe my butt.”
Oh, but you can wipe hers?
This means less work for dinner in the future.
“He discovered that his soup was homemade.”
How dare you make it with love.
They're just not the same chicken nuggets!
“He finished his chicken nuggets. I offered to get him more.”
No, he doesn’t want more! He just wants there to be more!
Ice cream is off the menu.
“Her ice cream cake was cold.”
We can’t lie, ice cream cake is pretty confusing.
There's no win situation here.
“She started crying because I wouldn’t buy her the “dolly” movie…”
We think this choice is a lot less traumatizing than buying the “dolly” movie.
This is not a GOOD morning.
“I said ‘good morning.'”
Mondays hit us all hard, little guy.
