26 Memes That Totally Sum Up Swimsuit Season

Spring is here. There sky is blue again (and occasionally pouring rain). Allergies are acting up. You’re seeing your neighbors come out from hibernation. Your wallet has finally recovered from Christmas, just in time to save up for summer vacations. All in all, it’s a great time of year.  People are taking off their heavy, fur-lined coats and beginning to look like people again. The only problem? They can’t seem to stop taking off their clothes.

Layers and layers are just evaporating, and, oh. It’s swimsuit season. Beach trips are coming, and that means beach clothes. You’ll have to flock to the stores before all the decent swimsuits are gone. Then you’ll go through the painfully awkward process of trying those swimsuits on until you find one that fits decently enough for you to justify buying it. But before you can even wear it, you’ll need to start shaving all of those places your winter layers covered.

And don’t forget about the food. Actually, pray you can, because you forgot to get in shape this past winter and now everybody will be eating less and scrambling to get into shape fast. The gym will be crowded, but you’ll go anyway. Your pantry will be taunting, but you won’t be able to touch it. It’s spring, and that’s the best time of the year!

Summer can't compete with 31 flavors.

Summer can't compete with 31 flavors.
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They know my order by heart now. 

Cute > Summer Ready

Cute > Summer Ready
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Chubby cute is a thing, right?

I may be dieting, but that doesn’t mean I’m giving up ice cream!

I may be dieting, but that doesn’t mean I’m giving up ice cream!
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It’s hard to say no. 

Talk about animal magnetism!

Talk about animal magnetism!
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How’d they get this real life picture of me?

Jealousy is a monster.

Jealousy is a monster.
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It’s just not fair!

Summer body who?

Summer body who?
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Body brought to you by BBQ, baby!

There can only be one!

There can only be one!
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Tacos it is!

Definitely not workout goals.

Definitely not workout goals.
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I hate that it’s true. 

No one ever does.

No one ever does.
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Who’s honestly ready, anyway?

What’s worse, the beach or the dressing room?

What’s worse, the beach or the dressing room?
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That mirror adds like 15 pounds…

Sometimes you just gotta lay down on a treadmill.

Sometimes you just gotta lay down on a treadmill.
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Sleeping is easier.

What the? Oh, it’s just me.

What the? Oh, it’s just me.
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I really don’t need to see myself like this.

Every season has its ups and downs.

Every season has its ups and downs.
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Starting super positive and ending up with a frown every single year.

Why don’t things just magically appear?

Why don’t things just magically appear?
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Nope! Not this year!

Sometimes we stick out like an egg in the wrong place…

Sometimes we stick out like an egg in the wrong place...
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The sun actually reflects off me…

It’s a lifestyle.

It’s a lifestyle.
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Cute is the keyword here. 

I’m rethinking my decision.

I’m rethinking my decision.
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That cake won’t eat itself!

Thank you for your patience.

Thank you for your patience.
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It’s coming…just very, very slowly. 

Bucket List: Look like a geographic feature. Check.

Bucket List: Look like a geographic feature. Check.
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We’ll just say he appreciates nature. 

The beach is just gonna have to accept that.

The beach is just gonna have to accept that.
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I’m just out here trying my best. 

The struggle is real.

The struggle is real.
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I got to 10 push-ups today. 

Sorry to anybody who has to come after me.

Sorry to anybody who has to come after me.
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It’s not my fault that it is delicious. 

Sometimes I don’t plan ahead.

Sometimes I don’t plan ahead.
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Listen, they opened a burger place a mile away from me.

Why do we have to have all four seasons every year?

Why do we have to have all four seasons every year?
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It just feels so cozy. 

Krispy Kreme always has our backs.

Krispy Kreme always has our backs.
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This is how it all started. 

Don’t worry, be happy.

Don’t worry, be happy.
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Happiness is what matters, anyway. 

Posted by Rachel Downs

Dallas native Rachel Downs is your sassy and authoritative guide through the ever-evolving realms of fashion, beauty, bargain hunting, and family wisdom. As a family aficionado, she offers invaluable advice about the wonderful chaos of households.

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